I am stuck in Elo hell its sucks…..so much.
the other day this guy was hitting on me and he complimented the curliness of my hair so i was like “thanks you know when i was younger it used to be really straight but then i hit puberty and it changed completely haha” then i paused a few seconds and continued “you know it’s not the only thing that stopped being straight once i hit puberty” but i guess he didn’t get the message because he kept hitting on me smh
get this to 1k notes please it’s the best story i’ve ever told in my life
The perfect icecream.
DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST SBURB SESSIONS FAIL
ok [LONG POST; APOLOGIES FOR PUTTING THIS ON YOUR LOVELY ART]
this made me wonder what happens to like
the players who go godtier in a dead session
because, like, they’re immortal, and with everyone else dead there is no way they CAN die, because suicide is neither heroic nor just, so they will simply continue to reincarnate forever
until they start to go insane from lack of human contact and anomie
and although sburb keeps them from dying, i imagine that there’s some sort of degeneration going on, maybe every time they die they come back slightly wrong in some way, their speech becomes garbled and they slowly start to look less and less human or whatever
the only voices left for them to hear are the whispers from the furthest ring
because with all of the time in the universe, even prospit dreamers visit Derse eventually, and as the incipisphere ages the boundaries between universes start to weaken
and it’s so hard not to just give up and accept the invitation, shuck off one’s mortal bonds and leave the session for good, sliding into the many-tentacled embrace of the horrorterrors as your body fully degenerates into madness and lines of code, no longer yourself anymore
just a whisper of what once was but is no longer human.
What if that’s where horrorterrors come from? The mutated god tiers from failed sessions.
HoLy MoThErFuCkInG sHiT mAn. TaLk AbOuT dArK. :0l